The Rutles: The Rutles

 

Record Info:

 

Manufactured: WARNER BROS RECORDS
Catalogue Number: K56459
Released: 1978

All Music And Lyrics By Neil Innes
Recorded At Chappell Studios, London
Engineer: Steve James.
Musicians:
Guitar / Keyboards / Vocals: Neil Innes
Guitar / Keyboards / Vocals: Ollie Halsall
Guitar / Bass / Sitar / Tabla / Vocals: Rikki Fataar
Percussion / Vocals: John Halsey
Bass: Andy Brown
Brass And String Arrangements: John Altman
Produced By: Neil Innes.
Album Booklet Conceived And Written By: Eric Idle
Designed By: Basil Pao
Art Direction: Tony Cohen
Art Work: Dennis Hawkins
Photography: David Strickland
Additional Photos: David Gahr
Directed By: Gary Weis And Eric Idle
Executive Producer: Lorne Michaels

The Rutles:
Dirk Mcquickly: Eric Idle
Ron Nasty: Neil Innes
Stig O'hara: Rikki Fataar
Barry Wom: John Halsey
 

Side 1

 

Hold My Hand
(Neil Innes)

Number One
(Neil Innes)

With A Girl Like You
(Neil Innes)

I Must Be in Love
(Neil Innes)

OUCH!
(Neil Innes)

Living in Hope
(Neil Innes)

Love Life

(Neil Innes)

 

Nevertheless
(O'Hara)
 

Side 2

 

Good Times Roll
(Neil Innes)

Doubleback Alley
(Neil Innes)

Cheese and Onions
(Neil Innes)

Another Day
(Neil Innes)

Piggy in the Middle
(Neil Innes)

Let's Be Natural
(Neil Innes)
 

Record Sleeve Front

Record Sleeve Back

Record Label Side 1

Record Label Side 2

Inner Record Sleeve Front

Inner Record Sleeve Back

 

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1.1 - Hold My Hand

from the Parlourphone LP "Meet The Rutles" PCS-3045, 11/22/63
Lead Vocal: Ron Nasty


I'm not the kind of guy who likes to play big brother
But I've just seen your date outside, he's with another
I saw you both come in
Clearly you're not meant for him, so
Please, please hold my hand

Hold my hand, yeah, yeah
Hold my hand, yeah, yeah
Hold my hand and I'll see you home

I want to tell you I'm in love with you completely
I'd like to take you far away from here, discretely
Our love was meant to be
and darling, it's a certainty, oh
Please, please hold my hand

Hold my hand, yeah, yeah
Hold my hand, yeah, yeah
Hold my hand and I'll see you home

Hold my hand, yeah, yeah
Hold my hand, yeah, yeah
Hold my hand and I'll see you home

Hold my hand, yeah, yeah
Hold my hand, yeah, yeah
Hold my hand and I'll see you home

Hold my hand, yeah, yeah
Hold my hand, yeah, oooo-oooo
Hold my hand and I'll see you home

1.2 - Number One

Parlourphone single R-4949, 10/5/62
Lead Vocal: Ron Nasty


Number one, number one
You're my number one
You're my second to none
Number one, number one
Wooo!

One and one make two
and I look after you
Number one, number one
You're my number one
Wooo!

When I fell for you
I didn't need a shove
Now that we are two
It all adds up to love, to love

Number one, number one
You're my number one
You're my second to none
Number one, number one
Wooo!

One and one make two
and I look after you
Number one, number one
You're my number one
Wooo!

A teacher couldn't teach me
I had no time for school
No one there could reach me
But baby I'm no fool, no fool

Number one, number one
You're my number one
You're my second to none
Number one, number one
Wooo!

One and one make two
and I look after you
Number one, number one
You're my number one
Wooo!

Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah
Number one!

1.3 - With A Girl Like You

from the Parlourphone LP "A Hard Day's Rut" PCS-3058, 7/10/64
Lead Vocal: Dirk McQuickly


Shoot me down in flames if I should tell a lie
Cross my heart I promise that it's true
I've been in love so many times before
but never with a girl like you

With a girl like you
to hold and be beside
With a girl like you
to fill my heart with pride and joy

With a girl like you
I know where I belong
With a girl like you
I know I can be strong, you know

I won't bring you any pain
I won't run around again
Ther'll be nothing to explain
with a girl like you

You know
I won't bring you any pain
I won't run around again
Ther'll be nothing to explain
with a girl like you

1.4 - I Must Be In Love

Parlourphone single R-5114, 3/20/64
Lead Vocal: Ron Nasty


I feel good
I feel bad
I feel happy
I feel sad
Am I in love?
I must be in love

I feel rich
I feel poor
I'm in doubt
I feel sure
Am I in love?
I must be in love

Anytime of the day I can see
her face when I close my eyes
Wooo!

She's a dream
She is real
Can't explain
how I feel
Am I in love?
I must be in love

Anytime of the day I can see
her face when I close my eyes
Wooo!

Am I dead
or alive?
Can my poor heart
survive?
Am I in love?
I must be in love

I feel good
I feel bad
I feel happy
I feel sad
Am I in love?
I must be in love
I must be in love
I must be in love
I must be in love

1.5 - Ouch!

Parlourphone single R-5305, 7/23/65
Lead Vocal: Ron Nasty


Ouch!
You're breaking my heart
Ouch!
I'm falling apart
Ouch!
Ow-ow-ouch!

When we first met
I must admit I fell for you right from the start
Now when we meet
all kinds of things it seems upset the apple cart

Ouch!
Don't desert me
Ouch!
Please don't hurt me
Ouch!
Ow-ow-ouch!

What is thing called love?
Why do they say it makes the world go 'round?
I can't explain
the way I feel for you, my feet don't touch the ground

Ouch!
Don't desert me
Ouch!
Please don't hurt me
Ouch!
Ow-ow-ouch!

When we first met
I must admit I fell for you right from the start
Now when we meet
all kinds of things it seems upset the apple cart

Ouch!
Don't desert me
Ouch!
Please don't hurt me
Ouch!
Ow-ow-ouch!
Ouch!
Don't desert me
Ouch!
Please don't hurt me
Ouch!
Ow-ow-ouch!

1.6 - Living In Hope

from the Parlourphone LP "Rutles For Sale" PCS-3062, 12/4/64
Lead Vocal: Barry Wom


I grew up in the country
beside a chicken shack
so I left for the city
and I didn't look back

Now I'm living in hope
Living in hope
Yes, I'm living in hope
Living in hope

Walkin 'round the city
feeling all alone
nobody told me
the streets are paved with stone

But I'm living in hope
Yes, I'm living in hope
I'm living in hope
I'm living in hope

Can't find my feet or a friendly face
In this god forsaken town
Nobody stops to lend a hand
unless they want to put you down

Got no woman
or a steady job
Feeling like a cowboy
and looking like a slob

But I'm living in hope
Living in hope
Yes, I'm living in hope
I'm living in hope

Nothing in my pocket
Nowhere to go
Looking for a handout
But no one wants to know

But I'm living in hope
Living in hope
Yes, I'm living in hope
Living in hope

I'm living in hope
Living in hope
Yes, I'm living in hope
Living in hope

1.7 - Love Life
 
Parlourphone single R-5620, 7/7/67
Lead Vocal: Ron Nasty


Love Life
Love Life
Love Life
Love Life

Make up your mind
In your own time
To live is to live
To love is sublime
Where there's a will there's a way
Love is the meaning of life
Life is the meaning of love

Love Life
Love Life
Love Life
Love Life

People give thanks
People rejoice
Given a chance
Given a choice
Where there's a will there's a way
Love is the meaning of life
Life is the meaning of love

Love Life
Love Life
Love Life
Love Life

Where there's a will there's a way
Love is the meaning of life
Life is the meaning of love

Love Life
Love Life
Love Life
Love Life

Love is the meaning of life
Life is the meaning of love
……….


1.8 - Nevertheless

from the Parlourphone LP "Sgt. Rutter's Only Darts Club Band" PCS-7027, 6/1/67
Lead Vocal: Stig O'Hara


In this day and age
Love is all the rage
Life goes on, it only goes to show

It's not my cup of tea
It's all the same to me
For we are here today and gone tomorrow

Nevertheless
Make the most of it
Make the most of it
Nevertheless
Nevertheless
Nevertheless
Nevertheless
 

2.1 - Good Times Roll

from the Parlourphone LP "Sgt. Rutter's Only Darts Club Band" PCS-7027, 6/1/67
Lead Vocal: Ron Nasty


Hour after hour in an ivory tower
A thousand and nothings to do
Spending the day in a colourful way
Blue upon blue upon blue

Psychadelicatessen
Fricassee chorus girls thigh
Toffee and mackerel gateau
Pineapple pie in the sky

See how the good times roll
See how the good times roll
See how the good times roll away
See how the good times roll
See how the good times roll
See how the good times roll away

Like ice in a drink
invisible ink
or dreams in the cold light of day
The children of rock 'n roll never grow old
They just fade away

Drifting along on a cotton wool cloud
dreaming of drum majorettes
Swastika nightingales croon tongue in cheek
an elephant never forgets

See how the good times roll
See how the good times roll
See how the good times roll away
See how the good times roll
See how the good times roll
See how the good times roll away
……………….

2.2 - Doubleback Alley

Parlourphone single R-5570, 2/17/67
Lead Vocal: Dirk McQuickly


People were proud in Doubleback Alley
Neighbours were loud, but ever so pally
People would shout
Joking about
The smoke and the soot
Mother would put the milk bottles out

We had a good time in Doubleback Alley
With fences to climb and Father O'Malley
to clip your ear and steer you clear
of the funny man
on the ice cream van that talked so queer

Doubleback Alley takes me back and in my mind I see
happy smiling faces if I flog my memory

Plenty to do in Doubleback Alley
Play peek-a-boo with Saccharine Sally
Bouncing a ball against the wall
showing her drawers
you come indoors
her dad would call

Doubleback Alley takes me back and in my mind I see
happy smiling faces if I flog my memory

Stinking of gin in Doubleback Alley
Grinning a grin in Doubleback Alley
Kick a dustbin
Bingo to win
Windows to break
mother would take the milk bottles in

Doubleback Alley takes me back and in my mind I see
happy smiling faces if I flog my memory

Doubleback Alley takes me back and in my mind I see
happy smiling faces if I flog my memory

Doubleback Alley

2.3 - Cheese And Onions

from the Rutle Soundtrack LP "Yellow Submarine Sandwich" PCS-7070, 1/17/69
Lead Vocal: Ron Nasty


I have always thought
in the back of my mind
Cheese and onions

I have always thought
that the world was unkind
Cheese and onions

Do I have to spell it out?
C-H-E-E-S-E-A-N-D-O-N-I-O-N-S-oh-no

Man and machine
Keep yourself clean
or be a has-been
like a dinosaur

Got a device
For everthing nice
You better think twice
at least once more

Man and machine
Keep yourself clean
or be a has-been
like a dinosaur

Got a device
For everthing nice
You better think twice
at least once more

Man and machine
Keep yourself clean
or be a has-been
like a dinosaur

Got a device
……………..

2.4 - Another Day
 
from the Rutle LP "The Rutles" PCS-7067/8, 11/22/68
Lead Vocal: Stig O'Hara


At times like these when enemies can number more than friends
A friend indeed is what I need, not someone who pretends
I'm on my way
I cannot stay another day

You're such a pain, must I explain my every meaning to you
It's such a drag the way you nag at me and make me feel blue
I'm on my way
I cannot stay another day

You're so pusillanimous, oh yeah
Nature's calling and I must go there

A glass of wine with Gertude Stein I know I'll never share
But I don't mind, that's just the kind of cross each man must bear
I'm on my way
I cannot stay another day

You're so pusillanimous, oh yeah
Nature's calling and I must go there

Another day, I know they say that all the world's a stage
I'll play the fool, but as a rule I'd rather act my age
I'm on my way
I cannot stay another day
I'm on my way
I cannot stay another day
I'm on my way
I cannot stay another day

2.5 - Piggy In The Middle

Parlourphone single R-5655, 11/24/67
Lead Vocal: Ron Nasty

I know you know what you know
but you should know by now that you're not me
Talk about a month of Sundays
Toffee nosed wet weekend as far as I can see

Hey diddle diddle
The cat and the fiddle
Piggy in the middle
Doo-a-poo-poo

Bible punching heavyweight
evangelistic boxing kangaroo
Orangutang and anaconda
Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse even Pluto too

Hey diddle diddle
The cat and the fiddle
Piggy in the middle
Doo-a-poo-poo

(Stig is dead, honestly)

One man's civilization
is another man's jungle, yeah
They say revolution's in the air
I'm dancing in my underwear 'cause I don't care

Hey diddle diddle
The Cat's in the fiddle
Piggy in the middle
Doo-a-poo-poo
Doo-a-poo-poo

Walky talky man says hello, hello, hello
with his ballerina boots
you can tell he's always on his toes
Hanging on a Christmas tree
Screaming like a bogey man
getting up my nose

Hey diddle diddle
The cat and the fiddle
Piggy in the middle
Doo-a-poo-poo
a-poo-poo-poo

This little piggy went to market
This little piggy stayed home
This little piggy had roast beef
and this little piggy had none
This little piggy went
Woooo!
All the way home
(repeats, fades)

2.6 - Let's Be Natural

from the Rutle LP "Shabby Road" PCS-7088, 9/26/69
Lead Vocal: Ron Nasty


Time goes by, as we all know, naturally
People come and people go, naturally
Let's be natural
ever since the world began
let's be natural
every woman, every man
let's be natural
as follows nature's plan
let's be natural

Oh, yeah

Stars are in the sky above naturally
People rise and fall in love naturally
Let's be natural
ever since the world began
let's be natural
every woman, every man
let's be natural
as follows nature's plan
let's be natural

Everything is everything naturally
Yeah, people cry, laugh and sing naturally
Let's be natural
ever since the world began
let's be natural
every woman, every man
let's be natural
as follows nature's plan
let's be natural
Yeah

It would be so natural
……………………..