MAGICAL MISTERY TOUR

Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour step right this way.
Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour.
Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour.
Roll up (And that's an invitation), roll up for the mystery tour.
Roll up (To make a reservation), roll up for the mystery tour.
The magical mystery tour is waiting to take you away,
Waiting to take you away.

Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour.
Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour.
Roll up (We've got everything you need), roll up for the mystery tour.
Roll up (Satisfaction guaranteed), roll up for the mystery tour.
The magical mystery tour is hoping to take you away,
Hoping to take you away.

Aaaahhhh the mystery tour.
Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour.
Roll up (And that's an invitation), roll up for the mystery tour.
Roll up (To make a reservation), roll up for the mystery tour.
The magical mystery tour is coming to take you away,
Coming to take you away.
The magical mystery tour is dying to take you away,
Dying to take you away, take you away.

YOUR MOTHER SHOULD KNOW

Let's all get up and dance to a song
That was a hit before your mother was born
Though she was born a long, long time ago,
Your mother should know (your mother should...)
Your mother should know (...know)

Sing it again,
Let's all get up and dance to a song
That was a hit before your mother was born
Though she was born a long, long time ago
Your mother should know (your mother should...)
Your mother should know (...know)

Lift up your hearts and sing me a song
That was a hit before your mother was born
Though she was born a long, long time ago,
Your mother should know (your mother should...)
Your mother should know (ahhh)
Your mother should know (your mother should...)
Your mother should know (ahhh)

Sing it again,
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da da-da-da-da-da da-da da-da-da-da-da

Though she was born a long, long time ago,
Your mother should know (your mother should...)
Your mother should know (yeah)
Your mother should know (Your mother should...)
Your mother should know (yeah)
Your mother should know (your mother should...)
Your mother should know (yeah)

THE FOOL ON THE HILL

Day after day alone on the hill
The man with the foolish grin
Is keeping perfectly still
But nobody wants to know him
They can see that he's just a fool
And he never gives an answer
But the fool on the hill
Sees the sun going down
And the eyes in his head
See the world spinning round

Well on the way, his head in a cloud
The man of a thousand voices
Talking perfectly loud
But nobody ever hears him
Or the sound he appears to make
And he never seems to notice
But the fool on the hill
Sees the sun going down
And the eyes in his head
See the world spinning round

And nobody seems to like him
They can tell what he wants to do
And he never shows his feelings
But the fool on the hill
Sees the sun going down
And the eyes in his head
See the world spinning round

Oh, round, round, round, round, round
And he never listen to them
He knows that they're the fools
They don't like him
The fool on the hill
Sees the sun going down
And the eyes in his head
See the world spinning round

Oh, round, round, round, round, round ……………

FLYING
[Instrumental]
 

I AM THE WALRUS
 

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Mister City P'liceman sitting
Pretty little p'licemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.

Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I'm crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo...

BLUE JAY WAY
 

 There's a fog upon L.A.
And my friends have lost their way
We'll be over soon they said
Now they've lost themselves instead

Please don't be long, please don't you be very long
Please don't be long, or I may be asleep

Well it only goes to show
And I told them where to go
Ask a policeman on the street
There's so many there to meet!

Please don't be long, (don't be long) please don't you be very long (don't be long!)
Please don't be long, or I may be asleep

Now it's past my bed I know (know!)
And I'd really like to go (go!)
Soon will be the break of day (day!)
Sitting here in Blue Jay Way (way!)

Please don't be long (don't be long) please don't you be very long (don't be long)
Please don't be long or I may be asleep.
Please don't be long, please don't you be very long
Please don't be long

Please don't be long please don't you be very long
Please don't be long

Please don't be long, please don't you be very long
Please don't be long
Don't be long, don't be long, don't be long!
Don't be long, don't be long, don't be long
Don't be long!